Another Quest Academy

Word Within a Word #31

Sesquipedalian Theater
One: Hello there, good ol’ friend!
Two: Oh My Goodness, THERE IS A NEOPHYTE GROWING OUT OF YOUR ARM!
One: No, you must be mistaken. You are saying a malapropism!
Two: No, vide; it is right on your elbow!
One: No, I am omniscient; I know that this is not possible!
Two: Look on your elbow! It is unilateral and only on your right side!
One: Ok fine I’ll look… OH MY GOODNESS!!
Two: Now you see it??
One: Yes, yes I do! I feel so incredulous!
Two: You need to get rid of it! It’s starting to look very portly.
One: Ok. 1..2..3! OW!! That hurt! I feel so nonplussed that this happened!
Two: Well I think it was funny! Maybe you grew a plant because of all the watermelon you ate! You know what they say about those seeds! Hahahah!
One: Humf!
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