The Preschool of Civilization: When the Six-Year-Old Brain Took Over the WorldImagine the world sitting cross-legged on the floor, finger-painting ideas across the walls of time. It’s loud with questions, sticky…Oct 22Oct 22
The MEing of Life: Why History Keeps Growing UpYou know that feeling when you look at the world and think, “Wow, humanity is really acting like a teenager right now”? Yeah. That’s not…Oct 21Oct 21
The Em Dash Adolescence: How Punctuation Revealed Our Collective Emotional StageThe humble em dash — long, dramatic, and slightly pretentious — has recently become a cultural red flag. Use too many of them and someone…Oct 21Oct 21
Genesis Is The Creation Myth of Human DevelopmentYou know the opening line: “In the beginning…”Sep 28Sep 28
When Tomorrow Wasn’t Real: How Babies and Myths Learned to Trust the MorningWe evolve alongside ourselves. That’s the simplest way to put the MEing of Life (MEV) pattern: the growth of an individual child mirrors…Sep 18Sep 18
Growing Up Ads, Part 2: Trading Cards & Talent ShowsFrom Lunch Table Swaps to TikTok Stars: How Advertising Hit Middle SchoolAug 27Aug 27
Growing Up Ads, Part 1: Show & TellFrom the Printing Press to the TV Jingle, Advertising as Childhood’s First HomeworkAug 27Aug 27
50,000 Laugh Emojis and the Press Conference That Never HappenedOn January 4th, 2025, UnitedHealth Group lost its CEO, Brian Thompson, in a shocking act of violence. The news itself was grim, but what…Aug 25Aug 25
