Keeping Away From The Kardashians

Yep. It’s a play on their title. The unfortunate truth is that it is the reality of the situation.

Kim Kardashian just recently won a Webby Award and her acceptable speech was “Nude selfies until I die.” That was the last straw for me.

The Kardashians are atrocious role models for any human being. They’re stuck up, snobby, bratty, rude, cocky, whiney, pretentious, sniffling little cry babies that don’t deserve another minute of airtime.

I feel that I’m educated enough to speak on this topic because my wife has forced me through god only knows how many seasons of “Keeping Up With The Kardashians”, “Kourtney and Khloe Take” wherever, Kim and Kourtney shows, Khloe shows, Lamar shows. Enough.

Let’s take stock of the “family”

Kim Kardashian: Got famous because of her ties to Paris Hilton (another spectacular role model…) then got even more famous because she had her sex tape with Ray J leaked. Then nude pics of her were released (to which she freaked out). She’s by far the most high maintenance of the clan. Now she’s married (third marriage) to a terrible human being who is insistent on making everyone that wins an award embarrassed. Now, she’s insistent on posting nude selfies on Instagram, Twitter, and basically anywhere else she can gain attention. This woman’s marriage lasted 72 days. Even her mom ribbed her for it a few weeks ago on an episode!

Kylie Jenner: Whiner extrordinaire… Always complaining about being the youngest and rebelling and whining because all of her sisters get stuff and success and she just wants it. Sooooo she goes and gets her lips puffed up, looks like Kim Kardashian that has gone through a hay-baler… Now she’s dating Tyga, who’s baby mama is dating her brother. I’m confused… Is Tyga’s kid going to call Rob “daddy” or “uncle Rob”? Hmmm

Bruce Jenner: Caitlyn. Nothing more needs to be said.

Kourtney: Awesome Mom but absolutely terrible baby mama. Won’t marry Scott but has not problem having him father three children, treat him like crap, and constantly turn everyone against him. And she can’t figure out why he keeps relapsing. Ummm…hello?

Kris: Is there an episode where this woman DOESN’T cry?

The two that I’m most impressed about is Khloe and Kendall. Khloe is ridiculously loyal and forgiving human being. Regardless of her relationship issues with her husband, she was by his side non-stop through his recovery. Kendall is a beautiful young girl that is focused on her work and making a name for herself outside of the clusterf$*k that is the Kardashian family.

You want a good reality show Ryan Seacrest? Make one about these two so we can have an actual role model. Stop being an ambulance chaser.

All that the main clan is doing is showing kids that being prissy little cry babies will get them whatever they want.

Rob Kardashian is turning over in his grave right now. At the very least, I’d have to imagine that he’s so incredibly disappointed with the remains that is his family.

They make me sick to call them fellow human beings.

If you want to be a good role model, stop focusing and promoting your naked selfies (which are NOT attractive believe me), and start teaching young women that they can be successful and anything they want to be with hard work, determination, self-respect, manners, and responsible behavior.

Role Model: a person whose behavior, example, or success is or can be emulated by others, especially by younger people.

Do you really think your behavior should be emulated by little girls? I would smack my little girl if they behaved the way some of you people do!