The Basic Formula For Every Shocking Russia/Trump Revelation
Michael Tracey
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You left out the part where the interim president loses his shit in the middle of night and tweets a bunch of crazy bullshit like an exploding gas giant, and exposing, once again, the fact that he is completely off his rocker. Methinks the lady doth protest too too too much.

Your puerile breakdown of the issues surrounding Sessions ignores the main and most pertinent fact: the man lied to congress. Period. It’s a felony. I could go on, but these two simple and glaring omissions alone make your claim to being a “journalist” impossible to support.

I also hate your beard and the sunglasses you are wearing in your cartoon avatar. I know, you are trying to create a brand for yourself. It’s boring.

I have no idea who The Young Turks are. Do you all ride fixies?

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