Best 87 Funny ex boyfriend or funny ex girlfriend quotes with images
Here is a collection of ex boyfriend quotes or funny ex girlfriend quotes to help you pass your day and give a good love about the past.how to move on after a relationship ends,Enjoy our funny ex quotes.
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“All I’m saying is I’ve never seen my ex and satan in the same room.”,ex quotes and funny ex quotes
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“An “EX” is called an “ex” because it’s an EXample of what you shouldn’t have again in the future.”
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“Are you telling her the same shit you told me?”,ex quotes and funny ex quotes
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“As soon as your ex sees you smiling, thats the minute they want you back.”
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“Be the girl his ex girlfriend will hate,his mom will love, and that he will never forget.”,funny ex girlfriend quotes
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“Cheers to my ex for finally finding someone just as worthless as he is.”,ex quotes and funny ex quotes
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“Dating an ex is the equivalent of failing a test you already had the answers to. ” ― Kendrick Cole
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“Dear EX,just because I’m nice to you, doesn’t mean I want you back. We broke up for a season.”
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“Dear EX…I won’t block you, or delete you. I’m keeping you there, so you’re able to see how happy I am without you.”
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“Dear Ex…when you see me, I want you to recognize what you had,regret what you’ve lost,and realize what you’re never getting back.”
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“Dear ex-boyfriend: Don’t worry I’m not jealous, I already know what kind of shit your downgrade will get already.”
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“Don’t cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won’t let you see the stars.” — Author Unknown
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“Don’t feel special, apparently my ex fucks everyone.”,ex quotes and funny ex quotes
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“Don’t get all depressed over a guy from your past, That’s like being sad because the garbage man picked up the trash.”
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“Ever looked at your ex and wondered “Was I drunk the entire relationship?””
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“Everybody knows somebody who’s Facebook relationship status should be ‘Still banging my ex.’”
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“Ex boyfriends be like: “ Oh she’s getting over me? I better change that and text her.”,funny ex boyfriend quotes
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“EX means: Thanks for the Experience…our time has EXpired…Now EXit my life.”,ex quotes and funny ex quotes
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“Ex-boyfriend just egged my car while I was at work… I have a dash cam you idiot,See you in court.”,funny ex boyfriend quotes
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“I accidentally bumped into my ex today…With my car…at 60mph…on purpose.”
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“I cared,you didn’t,I cried,you laughed. I was hurt,you smiled. I moved on, you realized. Too late.”
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“I collect ex-boyfriends — and more than five, at last count.” ― Jasper Fforde,funny ex boyfriend quotes
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“I couldn’t help but notice that I’m much better looking than all of your ex-girlfriends.”
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“I don’t care what you think about me, I don’t think about you at all.”,ex quotes and funny ex quotes
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“I don’t have Ex’s, I have Y’s. Like “Y the hell did I date you?”
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“I hope your new girlfriend learns to hate you as much I do.”,ex quotes and funny ex quotes
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“I just saw her picture on facebook, she looks like something I draw with my left hand.”
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“I love meeting my Ex’s new boyfriend and thinking, ‘Yep, I am definitely cooler than this dude.’”,funny ex boyfriend quotes
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“I miss my ex-boyfriend like how a rich man misses the days when he was poor. He remembers it fondly but he would never want to go back there.”
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“I still love all my ex’s, Not romantically,but as people. They once gave me happiness why should I hate them? I wish for nothing but the best for them tbh.”
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“I wish the weekend came as fast as my ex boyfriend!”,funny ex boyfriend quotes
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“If it looks like a dick and acts like a dick, it’s probably my ex-boyfriend.”,funny ex boyfriend quotes
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“If someone did something bad enough to make you remove them from your life, don’t be foolish enough to invite them back in.”
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“If someone you love hurts you, cry a river, build a bridge and get over it.”,ex quotes and funny ex quotes
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“If you line up all your ex lovers in a row you can see the flowchart of your mental illness.”
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“If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it’s yours, If it doesn’t fuck him, he was a dick anyway.”
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“If you were happy before you met someone, you can be happy when they’re gone.”
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“If you’re Happy and you know it thank your ex!”,ex quotes and funny ex quotes
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“If your ex texts you saying “I miss you’ that means the other person they tried to replace you with failed.”
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“I’m in training to be the hottest ex girlfriend you’ve ever had.”,funny ex girlfriend quotes
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“I’m not crying because of you; you’re not worth it, I’m crying because my delusion of who you were was shattered by the truth of who you are.”
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“Irregardless, ex boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean, that’s just the rules of feminism. ” ― Mean Girls
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“It hurts the worst when the person that made you feel so special yesterday, makes you feel so unwanted today.”
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“It is so hot outside I almost called my ex so I could be around something shady.”,ex quotes and funny ex quotes
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“It may seem as the hardest thing in the world, but you have to forget the guy who forgot about you. ” ― The Notebook
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“My boyfriend isn’t allowed to watch animal planet. He might see his ex on there. NAH Boo.”
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“My ex boyfriend,was abusive. He thinks he was mugged and beat up one night after work, but it was actually my two brothers.”
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“My ex girlfriend’s status said suicidal and standing on the edge. So I poked her.”
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“My EX had one very annoying habit. Breathing.”,ex quotes and funny ex quotes
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“My ex is living proof as to how stupid I can be.”,ex quotes and funny ex quotes
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“My ex wasn’t an asshole. He was the whole ass.”
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“My EX? We’re not Friends,We’re not Enemies. We’re just strangers with some memories.”
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“My ex? Yeah, I’d still hit that. Except this time it would be with a car or baseball bat.”
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“My heart has no room for you, but the trunk of my car definitely does.”
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“Never be upset if you see your ex with someone else, because your parents taught you to give your used toys to the less fortunate.”
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“Never go back to an old love. Because it’s like reading a book over and over again when you already know how it ends…”
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“Never let an old flame burn you twice.”
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“Oh you’re dating my ex? Cool, i’m eating a sandwich…want those leftovers too?”
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“Oh, you’re dating my ex? I thought the five second rule only applies for food I dropped.”
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“Oh, you’re the ex? Nice to meet you, I’m the up-grade.”
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“Our beer is as cold as your EX’s heart.”
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“Sometimes you miss the memores, not the person.”
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“Taking your ex back is like going to a yard sale and buying back your own crap!”
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“The best revenge you can get on your ex is to move on and let them see you happy with someone that treats you better than they did ” ― Sonya Parker
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“The good news is your ex set the bar low enough to make your new boyfriend’s ordinary accomplishments seem impressive.”
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“The way My ex used to lie…even when he texts me “Good morning”, I had to go outside to see if its really morning!”
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“There’s nothing more satisfying than being prettier than your ex boyfriend’s new girlfriend.”
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“They always come back, especially when you’ve moved on.”
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“To save face, it’s better not to ask sex from the ex, but to give everything the axe.” ― Anthony Liccione
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“Today is national animal day. Please take a moment to remember your ex.”
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“We didn’t date. But you were my ex-something,my ex-maybe, My ex-almost.”
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“Whatever,bitch. I’m prettier than you, I win.”,funny ex girlfriend quotes
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“When an ex says, “Let’s be friends”, it is almost like a kidnapper saying, “we’ll stay in touch.””
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“When looking back doesn’t interest you anymore,you’re doing something right.”
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“When your ex says “You’ll never find anyone like me”,just smile and reply “that’s the point.”.”
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“When your ex texts you after months “Hey, What’s up”…Not today Satan, not today.”
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“When your past calls,don’t answer. It has nothing new to say.”
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“World Ex Day is celebrated on 11th January annual.”
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“Yes, he’s my ex. And he’s not a jerk,he’s not a liar and I don’t hate him. He’s a person who once made my life perfect.”
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“Yes, you broke my heart, but after seeing how much uglier your new girlfriend is than me, we can call it even.”
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“You can’t start the next chapter of your life if you keep re-reading your last one.”
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“You ex’s prayer might be to see you fail but you need to prove them wrong.”
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“You know for a guy, you act like a little bitch.”,funny ex girlfriend quotes
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“You’re my ex. That means I no longer owe you any answers. Don’t worry about who I’m with now. It’s not you.”
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“You’re my favorite ex-boyfriend.”
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“You’re not ready for your next if you’re still trying to impress your ex.”
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“You’re dating my ex? You do realize this means I know how pathetic your’sex life is,right?”
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