Adventures In The Checkout Line!
Is it that obvious?
Local Raphs supermarket. Average day of grocery shopping.
Checkout line. Cheerful, chatty checkout woman.
Small talk ensues. She comments about the four bags of chocolate candy among my purchases.
She finishes bagging up my items.
Then she says, “Looks like ‘bachelor status.’”
Me: “Wow. You’re good.”
I should have asked what gave me away.