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Twenty-seven years?!?!

We have a…, …winner…?

…Yay…?

Regardless, welcome to the Brotherhood of…, …uh…. …Hmmmm….

We’ll need a catchy name for our order of monk-worthy celibacy. One that will get us something other than sympathy, odd looks, or repels women.

In other words, another decade’s (or more) worth of abstinence for Brother Brian and Brother Dean!

…Yay…?