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Halloween-hearted Amber unites with pumpkin-snatching goblins to save Halloween, and faces the shadowy brambledark as it erases paths and memories.

2016

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Stories

Kris Bowser

It’s the Social Anxiety Flowchart For Dealing with Phone Calls Badly

Self-preservation determines that I wouldn’t take the last step to walk off a cliff, and won’t hit the call button either.

Mar 6, 2020

“The Social Anxiety Flowchart for Dealing with Phone Calls Badly”

Mar 6, 2020

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What I Wish School Had Taught Me about Operating as a Human Being

The useful skills I wish school had taught me, in approximate order of how bitter I am about them.

Feb 14, 2020

A pile of purple, green, and black composition notebooks.

Feb 14, 2020

Kris Bowser

Peanut Butter Cup Fat Bombs

I created my own recipe for peanut butter cup fat bombs since I’m not patient enough to look through 5,000,000 blogs and find a good…

Jan 14, 2020

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I’ll pull out my eyebrows for 2019

When I try to answer the question of whether or not 2019 was a good year, I keep returning to my flagship anxiety problem.

Jan 10, 2020

Jan 10, 2020

Kris Bowser

Asking better questions about parenting and child leashes

In lieu of studies done on child leashes, we have a sea of militant opinions. It’s time to ask better questions about parenting.

Dec 27, 2019

Asking better questions about parenting and child leashes

Dec 27, 2019

Kris Bowser

8 Ways to Destroy Someone with OCD this Holiday Season

If you’re entertaining in your home this year, there are many reasons why you might want to utterly destroy a guest with…

Nov 29, 2019

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Dead electronics and the serious writer

Hanging onto electronics as long as possible is a strategy for keeping your overhead low.

Nov 15, 2019

Nov 15, 2019

Kris Bowser

Nine reasons to cut your own hair (besides saving money)

I perpetrated my first DIY haircut one night in my college dorm, in the grubby common bathroom. Some kind of hair-demon possessed me and…

Sep 7, 2019

Nine reasons to cut your own hair (besides saving money)

Sep 7, 2019

Kris Bowser

The Little Passive Mermaid Lady: Why Ariel is Actually Terrible

The Little Mermaid’s Ariel relinquishes her badassery and delivers on the promise of the feminist nightmare I had been expecting.

Jun 28, 2019

The Little Passive Mermaid Lady: Why Ariel is Actually Terrible

Jun 28, 2019

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The Little Badass Mermaid Anthropologist: Why Ariel is Actually Awesome

I wasn’t expecting a beacon of competence and badassery in the midst of a literal ocean of incompetent and evil associates.

Jun 21, 2019

The Little Badass Mermaid Anthropologist: Why Ariel is Actually Awesome

Jun 21, 2019