How to make Pornocello™

Kristen Caven
Jan 5, 2016 · 2 min read
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You can use about this much.
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Just two simple ingredients
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As much candy as the vodka can hold

This is a highly toxic and not-good-for you cocktail inspired somewhere over Greenland by a punch-drunk moment between international strangers on a plane.

(It is much worse than Limoncello, but less creepy than actual porn.)

  1. Start with a package of Lemon Candy.

Actually, the resulting sticky-sweet alcoholic syrup tastes pretty good over ice cream, or mixed in a cocktail. And you can make it with any kind of candy (Jolly Rancher Vodka is a Thing).

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A fancy label makes it fancy. Adding “TM” makes it the Real Thing.

But if it’s lemon flavored, call this cloying beverage by the proper Italo-American adult beverage name: Pornocello!

Chin-chin!

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This happy homemaker has no idea what she is doing.

Originally published at wanderingpie.blogspot.com on January 5, 2016.

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