How to make Pornocello™
This is a highly toxic and not-good-for you cocktail inspired somewhere over Greenland by a punch-drunk moment between international strangers on a plane.
(It is much worse than Limoncello, but less creepy than actual porn.)
- Start with a package of Lemon Candy.
- Put it in a jar.
- Cover it with “Really Good Vodka.” (Whatever’s cheap.)
- Shake it every few days.
- When the candy has dissolved as much as it will, pour off the sticky yellow liquid into a bottle.
- (The bottle should probably be clean.)
- Keep it in the freezer.
- After dinner, unzip your pants.
- Drink straight from the bottle.
Actually, the resulting sticky-sweet alcoholic syrup tastes pretty good over ice cream, or mixed in a cocktail. And you can make it with any kind of candy (Jolly Rancher Vodka is a Thing).
But if it’s lemon flavored, call this cloying beverage by the proper Italo-American adult beverage name: Pornocello!
Originally published at wanderingpie.blogspot.com on January 5, 2016.