It stings — When I learned that we would start receiving notifications every time readers save our stories, I was ecstatic. I made a bowl of popcorn and sat by my phone, waiting for the little bell icon to ping wildly with alerts. How many would I get? 20? 150? 300? Well, it…

You are owed compensation! — Hi, I’m Jack from the law offices of McDaniels & McBeam. Are you a famous person whose name was an answer on Jeopardy, but nobody guessed you? Did you gather all of your friends and family to watch the episode? When your clue was read by the host, did you…

It’s me. I’m the dumbass. — How daring of you to click on this ghastly link. You can find the original 5 spooky stories here if you aren’t chicken shit! The Fisherman I was skipping rocks on the water when the fog rolled in and an old ship creaked its way to shore. Through the haze, I saw…

Read them if you dare! — Seven Days I woke up in the middle of the night to find a little ghost girl at the foot of my bed. “Holy shit! A ghost!” I cried. She handed me a notebook, whispered “seven days,” and vanished. I figured she was predicting my death, so I immediately jumped out the…

I am my craft, my craft is me — I am deeply dedicated to my craft. Every night, I work into the wee hours of the night — honing my craft. I’m an artisan, a visionary. My muse is the human essence. My materials? Some say my materials are crude. Not everyone can see the complex beauty hiding in…

I sold this subtitle space to Elon Musk — Buy a Tesla — Hello. I’m Dave Carnegie, Dale Carnegie’s deadbeat grandson. Today, I am going to teach you a skill that I have spent decades mastering: Gaining Enemies. Why should you learn this fine art? Power. Power. AND MORE POWER! People with tons of enemies are intriguing and mysterious. You want folks to…

It could happen to you — I rolled out of bed on Monday morning and dragged myself into the kitchen to make a pot of coffee. When the machine began to percolate, I heard snickering. My jaw dropped as I noticed the two critics from The Muppets…

This is some messed up sh*t right here — Wow! I just found my 1989 Kindergarten yearbook in my mom’s attic. I bet it holds precious memories of an innocent time — such wonderment, joy, and laughter. Shall we look inside? Ah, page 34. Here I am! Name: Kristen Ann Stark Birthday: October 2 Favorite Food: Donuts Haha! Always…