The persona I adopt to make cash money is a complete fucking fraud.
Gutbloom is, of course, the real me.

Gutbloom, you really should be getting paid to write and give up your “real persona” altogether.

You’re seriously the funniest writer in the universe. I’ve shared your stuff on FB and told all my friends about you. If you need an agent, hit me up. Never mind, I don’t know any agents.

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