Why did I choose @Kryptonite?

Ok so to be honest, the blog isn’t really my idea. I’ve been cribbing and crying a lot lately, so my boyfriend thinks I need to “divert my energy” LOL #1.

So here I am, in the middle of a super boring meeting, discussing the same things we discussed 3 months ago, with 0 actions being taken. (LOTS more about this later)

I start thinking, what‘s a good name for a blog? I ask the boyfriend who recommends “BungleBook” So my first question is “What is ‘BungleBook’?”

And he begins to explain,

“It’s just a take on jungle book, but bungle means — failed to complete a task. You can write about fail moments each day like the had one job blog”

LOL #2 So my life has sooo many fails…. Riiiiight.

Anyway, I start going through urban dictionary to decide on a name, and find the most random words that I cannot possibly consider. For example:

Colon Crockpot
When your large intestine has been holding back waste for more than 48 hours and your farts are the leading indicator of what is to come.

WTF? There’s a word(s) for that? Anyway, I start thinking of songs that I like/can relate to and then find “Kryptonite”

So, what is Kryptonite?

From Google:

kryptonite: noun (in science fiction) an alien mineral with the property of depriving Superman of his powers.

The song goes:

If I go crazy then will you still call me Superman?
If I’m alive and well, will you be there holding my hand?
I’ll keep you by my side with my superhuman might
I really don’t mind what happens now and then
As long as you’ll be my friend at the end

Listen to it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPU8OAjjS4k

And I think this is a good name. I feel like superman on some days but can be destroyed too. Like everyone else, I have that which can destroy me (my kryptonites) and things that can make me feel like superman too.

Hope you enjoy reading the rants that will follow :)