Hey there LEDZEPP 🚀 Captain! Am I coming in? Can you hear me? Yeah? Oh good! Sooooo…If you find an extra seat for me that’ll be great. If there isnt any extra room, that’s ok too. I’ll just don my mermaid tail and scuttle my butt as fast as I can from Northern California south and east till I get to the East Australian Current, and ride that bitch all the way to Australia. You should see my tail skills, I’ll be there in two shakes of a Jackalope’s tail. And then I’ll use my super awesome ninja skills I’ve learned with my cane to keep the dinosaurs back long enough for you all to launch. Now at this point, if you’ve got the space, toss me down that there rope Captain! Again, if not, that’s cool, I am just as happy to slay these beasts on the ground so a few of the best humans around can get outta here to preserve the human species. Once they are safe up in the atmosphere, they will figure out a plan so they can come back and repopulate Gaia with stellar, badass, outer space dwelling, dinosaur whoopin’ humans! We all gotta do our part!I’m in!! A side note, does anyone know if dinosaurs can swim? I can just as easily stay in my mermaid body and keep slaying the dinosaurs until you come back to repopulate. Agent Krystal Save the Oceans, reporting for duty, over and out.
Dinopocalype Now!
Heath Houston
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