Listen darling.

Listen darling.

I know you’ve heard a lot about “Harlem.”

But it’s wrong, and you’re wrong.

You’ve literally never been to New York City.

You’ve never seen it but from a map

or one or another dreadful television shows

that also are full of shit

and if you clutch that purse any tighter

I’m going to grab it myself

just to demonstrate that white people are actually the problem.