Fuck You, I’m Not A Millennial
Patrick Hipp

Uhh….you may not want to call yourself a millennial, but you kind of sound like a millennial. And I’m using “kind of” in the same way a little league coach gets down on one knee first before telling you that you’re not as good as you think you are. To soften the blow. It’s okay, buddy. A lot of millennials think they have more to say than they really do.

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