“Frank smiled with self-satisfaction upon realising he would no longer have to live like lowly middle-bacon.

His years of hard work wallowing in muddy self-doubt, often stymied by unscrupulous rivals, had finally started to pay off.

Now at last he could eat from the truffled trough of success like the premium pig he always knew he was destined to be.”

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