Copywriter | Awful Babysitter
if my life is a film,
which I presume it is, of course,
then my melancholy predicament will soon be turned on its head by an unexpected circumstance,
On April 22, 2019, Missouri Governor Mike Parson called a special election to fill a number of vacant seats…
“Warning: 11,000 sharks are slaughtered hourly,” says the sign hanging in a neighborhood cosmetics store.
Are sharks that easy to find?
It’s kind of hard to be a writer.
Forewarning: I am a man of unpopular theories. Perhaps you’ve recoiled from one of them before.
They’re not born out of contrarianism or a need to convince people of my virtue—I lack it. They’re just reconsiderations. Chicken Soup for the Overthinker’s Soul.
You enjoyed your beach volleyball league.
It was silly seeing your boss roll his chinos up to his thighs, and no one will ever forget when Linda went to serve and missed the ball entirely.