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Crane Kick the winner in Category 4? I disagree. Gary Gulman, the world’s foremost authority on “The Karate Kid,” has established that Mr. Miyagi’s take on the Crane Kick, “If do right, no can defend,” is both grammatically incorrect AND karatically incorrect. Even if do right, can defend. Indubitably can defend.

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