104 of My Favorite Harry Potter Metas and Headcanons

A master post of all of the headcanons and metas I’ve been collecting for the past 7–10 years… Enjoy!

Disclaimer: These are not mine. If you know who proper credit should be given to, let me know.

For Post-Deathly Hallows feels…

…and now for some Marauders feelings.

I have feelings about OTHER CHARACTERS, TOO.

Things *I’d* want to happen while I was at Hogwarts™

Minerva McGonagall is a National Treasure and everyone needs to respect that.

DO IT FOR THE… LAWLZ? Yes, the lawlz.

This section is called “In which the Internet has some great explanations, thoughts, and theories on Hogwarts Houses.”

GIVE IT UP FOR THE WEASLEYS

Kinds at Hogwarts did the darnest things.

He may have been a sketchy little ferret, but have some feelings for Draco, too.

Sometimes the movies do the right thing.

…but most of the time they were wrong.

Ginny Weasley is an HBIC and anyone who disagrees can GTFO.

The Hogwarts Founders were… quirky.

Harry is THE WORST but also the best – and also had weird shit happen to him A LOT™.

Alternate Universes and Analysis of Actions

NARCISSA WAS BETTER THAN YOU AND I HAVE FEELINGS ABOUT IT

AMERICA HAS WIZARDS, TOO

Out of Context and Missed Connections

Hagrid is a gem. The best and brightest gem.

COOL SHIT THAT’D BE IN THE WIZARDING WORLD

These will hit you like A TON OF BRICKS.

And to make up for it, to make your heart absolutely melt…

And lastly, some life advice: