Kyrie Gray

Kyrie Gray

Kyrie Gray

Freelancer, comedian, and illustrator. Writes humor, practical advice, and about life. Check out Jane Austen’s Wastebasket for most of my funny scribbles.

Medium member since November 2017

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Editor of The Partnered Pen, Jane Austen’s Wastebasket, The Narrative, and Intrepid writing

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Responses

Dec 19 · 1 min read

Thanks so much for sharing this!

I worry that as science improves and startups allow you to basically grow your own super baby guaranteed to get into Harvard, it will be even harder for kids to find homes.

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Dec 19 · 1 min read

I have 2 daughters.

I shall Ann :D

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Dec 19 · 1 min read

YES! So much this!

I think once the water wars start up people will stop asking as much since they’ll be too busy fighting enemies for water :D

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Dec 19 · 1 min read

And THIS is how I ended up with a first husband and a first divorce.

I plan to :) i’m lucky I have a partner who (at the moment) is not in a hurry to have kids.

Dec 19 · 1 min read

That’s exactly what I was thinking after my last comment.

Michelle Marie Warner

I agreee :D

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Dec 19 · 1 min read

Ugh. I can relate. People gotta stop believing private life decisions are open to their input.

It’s so hard for some people :/

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Dec 19 · 1 min read

Six characters is where I finally lost it.

The Jane Austen one is pretty fun I’m told :D

Dec 19 · 1 min read

“Like water off a duck, I will not give a fuck.

It’s a good saying :D

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Dec 19 · 1 min read

This is one of my favorite humor pieces of yours, made me laugh out loud!

Thank you Itxy!

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Dec 19 · 1 min read

Louise Foerster

See! There is always a weird ritual we can do to change our luck.Now you can earn 1000000 dollars!

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