Jul 6
3 min read
20 Random Thoughts While Desperately Cleaning the House Before Guests Arrive
1. “We are apparently complete and total pigs. How in the hell did peanut butter get on the ceiling? What happens in this house when I’m not looking?”
2. “Scrubbing bathroom floors takes a certain will to live.”
3. “It’s really sad when your ‘hide everything in here for now’ drawer progresses to two drawers…
