25 More Redneck Valentine Greeting Card Sayings

Brian Lageose
2 min readMay 20, 2022

“I ain’t never met someone done made me ring the cowbell like you.”

“Thank you for standin’ up for me after we broke Momma’s waterbed.”

“I thought of you the other day when I was plowin’ the cornfield.”

“I know I got me a good woman when she don’t fall off the hay bale at the wrong time.”

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Brian Lageose

Texas-based writer, raised in Oklahoma, struggling to overcome both stigmas and prove that decent people can survive in a sea of overwhelming cluelessness.