LaheyChristopher Wray Vacates Post as FBI Director to Become Paid Slave Farmer in Beverly Hills…After a six-week undercover investigation into an above ground monorail slave network, the FBI identified billionaires in Beverly Hills…6d ago6d ago
LaheyinThe HavenThe Cheapskate’s Guide to Affording Butt ImplantsDuring the past decade, Kim Kardashian has inflated her behind to three times its normal, genetic size. As a result, women around the world…May 215May 215
LaheyinThe HavenCharles Manson Outraged About Trump’s 2016 Campaign to Build a Wall Between the U.S. and MexicoCharles Manson, the notorious cult leader of “The Family” in Los Angeles, California, in the 1960s, was informed by a reporter visiting…May 17May 17
LaheyinThe HavenNational Survey on Sexual Health and Behavior Proves that Julia Roberts Film Pretty Woman Led to…Ever since the 1990 release of the Julia Robert’s film “Pretty Woman,” a 30-year National Survey of Sexual Health and Behavior in the U.S…May 17May 17
LaheyinThe HavenCouple Planning for Conjoined Triplets to Satisfy Society’s Gender IssuesJamaal and Wanda Mangaroo, both 26, who live in some snooty upscale neighborhood in Jersey, would like to plan a family sometime in 2024…Apr 83Apr 83
LaheyinThe HavenChristiano Ronaldo Brains Kid With Football: Sharts in His Shorts from LaughingChristiano Ronaldo was his usual fake self while warming up before a match with Atletico Madrid. A wayward kick of a soccer ball (not a…Mar 10Mar 10
LaheyinThe HavenThe Eulogy of Clarence Chad Chadwick, Persona Non GrataIt is with exceeding difficulty that I present to you, the congregation of three people and a groundhog that wandered in from outside, the…Mar 101Mar 101
LaheyinThe HavenWoman Accidentally Puts Diesel Fuel into Car and Re-Invents Space TravelAn idiot named Patsy Sheldon, age 48, of Toronto, Ontario, pulled up to a gas station and waited patiently for 25 minutes for a…Mar 6Mar 6
LaheyinThe HavenThe Real Captain Phillips in Film “Captain Philips” Involved in Conspiracy with Somali PiratesThe commercially successful 2013 film Captain Phillips received widespread critical acclaim for its depiction of the Maersk Alabama…Feb 12Feb 12
LaheyinThe HavenReality Show Completely UnrealisticThe new ABC reality show titled “Reality Bites” due to be released on Monday seems a bit unrealistic. The star of the show Lex Luthor who…Jan 14Jan 14