Please Don’t Propose to Your Girlfriend During Her Olympic Medal Ceremony
Kelly Conaboy

I can only support public proposals if they involve trained poodles in tutus dancing to a Bruno Mars song performed by a banjo orchestra. I mean who wouldn’t take that as a serious gesture of eternal love?

JK. I don’t get it at all.

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