For the love of salad bars.
Lauren Modery
376

I share the you feel for salad bars, but frankly what goes on between me and All-You-Can-Eat is like one of those horrible ill-advised relationships that starts off with fireworks and poetry but ends in flames, when you discover the other person is actually a diehard Nickelback fan who hoards car parts and beertops in his bedroom. In short, that way regret lies.

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