Lana SchwartzinThe Belladonna ComedyMy Mom At 30 vs. Me At 30 vs. A Cursed Medieval Sorceress at 30 in 1587ME: A “witch.” CURSED MEDIEVAL SORCERESS: Literally actually a witch.Jul 29, 2020Jul 29, 2020
Lana SchwartzHearing My Mom’s VoiceWhen my mom passed away, I had no idea what I would do next, personally or professionally. It was hard to imagine when or how I would have…Apr 30, 2020Apr 30, 2020
Lana SchwartzinSlackjawNow Hiring: A Kooky High School Principal For A Teen ComedyWe need a principal who’s ready to tackle challenges fit for a high school that exists in much more pleasant alternate reality.Feb 7, 20201Feb 7, 20201
Lana SchwartzI Am A Stranger Things Kid And I Believe In Monsters And Stuff But Not That Girls Can Play Video…It’s me, one of those cute Stranger Things kids. In the last year, I have seen some real messed up shit: One of my best friends was…Nov 3, 2017Nov 3, 2017
Lana SchwartzObjects That Are Hollow, But Still Less Hollow than Francesca’s Character on Master of NoneJun 6, 2017Jun 6, 2017
Lana SchwartzinThe HairpinShabbat at Home with Jared Kushner and Ivanka TrumpEvery Friday night.Feb 17, 20171Feb 17, 20171
Lana SchwartzinThe HairpinBarron at Trump TowerA book for precocious liberalsDec 22, 20167Dec 22, 20167
Lana SchwartzinThe HairpinDrafts of Emails Elena Ferrante Never Sent to Claudio GattiBecause she’s better than that.Oct 13, 2016Oct 13, 2016