The McResistance Suddenly Remembers That John McCain Is A Bloodsucking Ghoul
Caitlin Johnstone
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How US politics appears to be to the rest of the world!

Forty nine point nine percent of Republicans voted for Trump because they wanted a change. They voted with their hearts! 
Another forty nine point nine percent voted for him because they wanted a Republican win. They voted competitively!
Ninety nine point nine percent of the remaining point two percent voted for him because they knew he’d look after their wealth. They voted for their wallets!
The miniscule remainder, bet you can’t do the math ;) , voted for him because they knew they could steer him! They voted for control!

Forty nine point nine percent of Democrats voted for Clinton because they didn’t want Trump. They voted with their hearts!
Another fourty nine point nine percent voted for her because they wanted a Democrat win. They voted competitively!
Ninety nine point nine percent of the remaining point two percent voted for her because they knew she’d maintain the status quo. They voted for their wallets.
The miniscule remainder voted for her because they knew they could steer her! They voted for control!

So… Irrespective of whether you are Republican or Democrat!

Ninety nine point eight percent of you need to start using your heads! It’s not reality TV, it’s not sport, it’s your future!
You, the ninty nine point nine percent of the remaining point two percent are doing very nicely thank you very much and your selfish, greedy attitude is ruining the USA.
You the miniscule remainder. Well fucking done! You’ve trained everyone how to vote and made youselves rich beyond the wildest dreams of any of them. You are also horrendous sociopathic parasites who contribute nothing but grief and misery to the planet and everything on it!

Get your shit together America. There is a third way! Build it!

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