Dear Mister President: Let’s Find Anonymous
Sep 6, 2018 · 2 min read

Dear Mr President,
Let me help you out with your search for Anonymous.
– Pompeo: Too fat. Anonymous will be like Cassius — with a lean and hungry look . . . thinking too much . . . dangerous.
– DeVos: No way. Anonymous uses words like “dilemma”, “amorality”, and “invoked” that are way beyond her educational level.

