Dear Mr. President: About That Trump Tower Maid
Aug 31, 2018 · 2 min read

Dear Mr President,
Down at the Retrofit the other night, talk turned to the revelation by your former doorman at Trump Tower that he had been released from his “Catch and Kill” agreement with the publisher of the National Enquirer — your friend with the Dickensian name — in fact, too Dickensian even for Dickens. Mr P. Apparently had a special safe just for stashing the stories of…

