How-To…….Win an Argument With Your Woman Every Time Courtesy of My Grandfather

source: Vector Illustration — Couple arguing. EPS Clipart gg75004367 — GoGraph

Fellas….Have you ever found yourself beaten to smithereens by that special lady in life in every argument even if it’s stuff that you know about. Like you can be a master mechanic and she’s still trying to school you on rocker arm assembly alignment.

Well? Have no fear cause I have the solution right in this hefty paragraph right here. You can win any and every argument just by saying one sentence. This sentence was made famous by my late grandfather. (May he continue to rest in Heaven; We miss you every day) My grandfather was a trailblazer because he was the only man to win an argument with a woman in the last 87 years. That’s mighty long time. I AIN”T LYING!!!! I’ll even give you the WHOLE story on how the west was won.

You can have your woman retreating from the battle just like this man pictured here in this photo. source: Wachana Na Bwana Wa Wenyewe! Angry Wife Beats Up Her Husband’s Alleged Mistress Before Throwing Her Off A BRIDGE (mpasho.co.ke)

It all goes back to the late summer of 1985. My grandparents were arguing over…….. (Scratches head) Who really knows! It could’ve been over that Panasonic microwave that she got back in 84’ that costs about a million dollars.