5 Ways to be a better Procrastinator
Rumour has it you want to be a Pro. No, Not a Professional, a Procrastinator. A Procrastinator so good you can even procrastinate on your title. Well, Fear not youngling, Today you are going to learn to be the best at it. What are we waiting for? Let’s begin:
- Read This Article Next Week:
Yeah, that’s right… You wanna be a better procrastinator, Learn to put off important stuff for later. Learn to wait till the last minute. Like this article, why do you need to read it now? Oh right, you wanna learn? You can learn tomorrow…. You’re sure you wanna be a better procrastinator, right? Procrastinate on that!! Yeah, young padawan, I’m going to teach you to be a procrastination Jedi… tomorrow.
2. There Is No Day Like Tomorrow:
Guess how long it took me to write this article… No. Don’t. You can save your guesswork for later. Why waste crucial mental resources today when you can waste them tomorrow?
I’ll tell you how long it took… Forever… Why? Because forever is full of tomorrows, and tomorrows are awesome!! Tomorrow is an amazing mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored. Go for it!! Don’t believe me? Wait till tomorrow and see…
3. Know What To Procrastinate On:
This is very important. This is key. This is what separates the masters from the students, the gurus from the followers: You don’t want to procrastinate on the wrong things. You need to procrastinate on the right things too!! That workout you promised yourself on new year, Procrastinate! That date with that hot guy/girl, Procrastinate! That appointment with your client, Procrastinate!, Waking up, Procrastinate!, That article on procrastination that you’ve been trying