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Larry Ryals
Nov 3 · 3 min read

Speech-programmed Blow-up Doll: Wilford Brimley

Myrtle S. Pensacola, FL

Let’s just say this is the only conversation I had with this unit:

It: “Yes, I’m disease-free, unless of course you mean diabetes.”

Me: “My God. Are those oatmeal raisin clusters? I’m calling 911.”

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Contributed to The Denver Post and pointsincase.com. Top 3 finalist in 2015 National Sitcom Contest. Taco depository. Idiot.

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