Jul 30, 2020Breaking: Friend happy to come to your funeral as long as other friends funeral holds off.1 min read1 min read
Jul 14, 2020Credibly accused pedophile and rapist provides plan for keeping school children safe1 min read1 min read
Jun 7, 2020Cop who married first person they had sex with, never left home town, claims you “don’t understand…Cop who married first person they had sex with, never left home town, claims you “don’t understand the world.” fuck the police — defund the police- fuck 12Fuck 12 Fuckthepolice1 min readFuck 12 Fuckthepolice1 min read
May 12, 2020Breaking: Rand Pauls quarantine beard kinda hot?He’s terrible because he wants children to go back to school and risk their lives, but damn, his beard game is strong.1 min read1 min read
May 8, 2020Chief of Police: “Wait, you seriously want us to care about black people? We thought you were kidding.”1 min read1 min read
May 4, 2020Breaking: Doctors working on Covid Vaccine haven’t even started snorting adderall yet1 min read1 min read
May 2, 2020Republican National Committee Chair, “Americans are being straight up bitches.”Why won’t they just die for the economy? I mean, what else are they for?Politics1 min readPolitics1 min read
May 1, 2020Anita Hill confirms Pelosi remark, “You’re right, Joe Biden is Joe Biden.”fuck joe bidenPolitics1 min readPolitics1 min read
May 1, 2020Breaking: Big planes go “Vroom Vroom,” everything else in country still blows.“That’s amazing,” says nurse inside hospital working third double shift this week, goes back to moving dead bodies.News1 min readNews1 min read
Apr 30, 2020Ray Nagin released from jail, immediately starts podcastUpon being released from jail, Nagin exclaimed, “Damn, where did all these white people come from?! Oh well, guess I should get started on that podcast.”1 min read1 min read
