Modern Day Martyr

Me as a hero you’re in love with and attracted to

Lauren McGrath
Oct 28, 2019 · 1 min read

“ No one dies on Disney property” I announce while standing in the middle of magic kingdom.

It sure does feel magical too. There’s overpriced delights for children of all ages! Here’s a story you like, ready for us to sell it to you? Over and over and over and over again?

I bring the gun up to my head, my hand shaking.

“No one dies on Disney Property!” I scream, with a powerful voice, granted to me by the heavens.

I pull the trigger and die in the middle of magic kingdom.

The end!

Lauren McGrath

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I’m a comedian! Also a writer of things I feel strongly about.Unfortunately,I was just diagnosed with a disorder that makes me feel strongly towards everything.

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