Reasons To Live Through This Election

(send me ideas at @lauraolin)

1. The Gilmore Girls sequel that premieres Nov. 25.
2. Thanksgiving, generally.
3. Dogs and cats (who need you for pats and treats).
4. The Black Panther movie.
5. Christmas/Chanukah.
6. Twin Peaks 2017.
7. Channing Tatum as a mermaid.
8. Ava DuVernay’s Wrinkle in Time.
9. Star Wars Rogue One.
10. Theoretical Mad Max: Fury Road sequels.
11. The return of college basketball.
12. Season 4 of Broad City.
13. 2017 Great British Bake-Off.
14. The new Star Trek series that starts in January.
15. Sasha and Malia at their last Thanksgiving turkey pardoning.
16. Theoretical Magic Mike sequels.
17. New Frank Ocean album (????????????????).
18. Ice-skating!!
19. A new Zadie Smith novel.
20. The national release of Nate Parker’s Birth of a Nation.
21. Chicago Cubs World Series run. (ED. NOTE: THIS HAPPENED AND IT WENT WELL)
22. 2016 being over.
23. The supermoon on Nov. 14.
24. The new Legend of Zelda game.
25. Catastrophe Season 3.
26. Elisabeth Moss and Samira Wiley in The Handmaid’s Tale.
27. Hamilton tour (and whatever Lin Manuel Miranda does next).
28. Season 4 of Sherlock.
29. Star Wars VIII.
30. MINI NINTENDO!
31. Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy 2 is CONFIRMED.
32. A total solar eclipse that will be viewable from most of the U.S.
33. Fast 8 featuring Helen Fucking Mirren.
34. Stephen Sondheim’s new musical might debut next year.
35. Moana!
36. All-female Ocean’s Eleven sequel feat. all your faves.
37. MOULIN ROUGE: THE MUSICAL!!
38. …