I really want to recommend…but the moment I do I’d break rule #5 because it would trigger a IFTTT recipe and post the link to this over to my Twitter acct.

It’s probably a bad habit, but I automate most of my link sharing. I get into a mode where I see something people should read, but I don’t want to touch 40 corners of my phones screen to get it shared. Id rather recommend here, one click and know that behind the scenes its being posted elsewhere.