I’m Old. A baby boomer. I eat pho. If it’s vegetarian, anyway, I eat it. I was brought up in the most northern state of the South West US. We have a lot of baby Boomers eating pho here.

You must surely be joking. Otherwise I would tell you to pass along to your (surely)cute and probably mythical, little interviewee Oona, who clearly has no depth of knowledge and no experience with anyone over the age of, oh, let me guess, say, 45, to get off her phone, quit texting and cease listening to the terrific sound of her own vocal chords, and go f&*k herself.