come ON

Are you going on a journey to a destination and using some form of transportation in which to do so that will somehow include sharing a commonspace with other people?
Are you excited to chow down on the native and eclectic cuisine of each area as you boldly traverse your way from point A to B?
Well, some of the people who may be on your journey with you could possibly be, how can I put this, less enthusiastic about how a Quarter Pounder w/Cheese at one rest stop stacks up against the taste, subtle differences, and integrity of a Quarter Pounder w/Cheese at a different rest stop and the subtle differences in those two and their comparisons to that of a Quarter Pounder w/Cheese at yet a different, yet strikingly-similar, third rest stop.
THEY ARE THE SAME FUCKING SANDWICH IS WHAT I AM TELLING YOU MAYBE YOU SHOULD CONSIDER A DAILY LIMIT.
Look, I should probably calm down. However, I always try to do my best to eat light while in transit so as to avoid any poo complications. We all do it. Poo happens. If you’re in constant motion and mistakingly ingest a mystery, you don’t know what potentially disastrous turn that natural response could take. As a savvy traveler you do not have time for that.
…which is why if after each and every stop along your pilgrimage, if your everysense is assaulted by the irresistible (then suddenly repugnant) allure of a quarter pound of the agricultural industry’s bottom-of-the-barrel betwixt two might-as-well-be-Krispie-Kremes, well, I am just saying that could get a little tiresome.
Especially if you are the type of person who has a tendency to suffer from The Hanger.
Anyway, I’m definitely not here to tell people what to do. Do whatever you want and then allow me that same courtesy.
However.
…I am simply suggesting that if you find yourself in this most precarious of predicaments one day that you give some real consideration to the idea of pre-packaged, less aromatic food items while on the road.
