Lauren WestJust Take the CartHypothetical Lauren is a total take-no-shit badass.Jan 23, 2019Jan 23, 2019
Lauren WestCasually Languishing in MediocrityYesterday, I darted out in front of a lady, and she knocked the bumper off of my car. She had her right turn signal on, I made an…Nov 1, 2018Nov 1, 2018
Lauren WestConfessionsI know everything I’m about to express is wrong, but I’ve had some wine so here it goes: I hate a 12-year-old kid.Apr 26, 2018Apr 26, 2018
Lauren WestOh My God I will Not Join You on Your 16-Week Journey.I’m fine with my body, I don’t want to buy gluten-free protein shakes, and I don’t want to “reconnect” at your conference at the Ramada Inn…Feb 28, 2018Feb 28, 2018
Lauren WestI Don’t Know What You Meme.An acquaintance from high school posted this gem today, but I don’t know him well enough to argue with him on Facebook. Besides, Facebook…Feb 21, 2018Feb 21, 2018
Lauren WestMillennials are Killing ItThere’s this thing I like to do that I call “hate-reading”, and I’m sure some of you are guilty of it too. It always starts innocently —…Sep 1, 2017Sep 1, 2017