That’s amazingly simplistic.
Phill Carter

What’s funny is that you’ve assumed that this author dislikes America. I have it on good authority that the author has indeed made the US a second home, and that she will be returning to the grand city of Chicago (a small city on Lake Michigan in the perplexing yet simplistic state that is Illinois) in the coming year. This complex piece of satire (yes, satire!) clearly comes from a place of love.

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