A Genderfluid Guide For Getting Dressed

6am Hit the snooze button several times, friend. It’s too early. Nothing good happens before 7am.

7am Look in the closet. Close the closet. Open some dresser drawers. Close some dresser drawers. Get in the shower.

7:15am Review the chair pile of I-Wore-It-Once-For-Like-An-Hour (IWIOFLAH ) clothing in the corner. Reject everything.

7:22am Go back to the closet. Finger everything a second time, especially that sheer, light blue, off-the-shoulder blouse you got at the swap meet that one time that you think about…