House Hunters 2030
Man, I love a
pre-recession modern tract house –
so much charm and
But, UGH, these hardwoods!
We’ll need to cover them with
wall-to-wall avocado shag carpeting
On the morning of my thirty-first birthday my husband informed me that I am now closer to 40 than I am to 21. Depressing, yes, but mathematically correct. This realization hit me much harder than 30, which I’d prepared myself for months in advance so that I could go forward and make the best of it.