A coworker approached me and said, “Tell me what you hear.”
Get off my lawn.
I feel like Walt Kowalski anymore.
Staring down the barrel of 40 years old will do that to a man.
Is it the ongoing mid-life crisis, or the fact that I’m still living in an apartment…
One day in kindergarten I was concentrating on making the world’s greatest macaroni art when a blond boy from across the room, who no doubt had glue seeping from both sides of his mouth, mumbled to me, “Your hair is ugly!”