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This you?

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7. You regularly go to bed (and wake up) early

6. Pro athletes look much, much younger than you do

5. Acid reflux is the norm


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Step away from the freezer, people!

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7. Butter pecan

6. Cookie dough

5. Strawberry cheesecake


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Just Rankin’ Sh!t

They’re real, and they’re (very far from) spectacular

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7. Coinye

6. WhopperCoin


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Don’t make things awkward, son

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5. “Ain’t Your Mama,” Jennifer Lopez

4. “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus,” The Jackson 5


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If we let you come, you gotta promise not to bring any of these. Deal?

5. His famous “post-racism ratatouille”

4. A vat filled with mayonnaise

3. Trump steaks


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It’s an embarrassment of riches in our weekly roundup of the world’s most preventable disease!

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This Week in Racism

It’s an embarrassment of riches in our weekly roundup of the world’s most preventable disease!

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GET OVER HERE!

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7. Johnny Cage’s decapitation

6. Scorpion’s “Toasty!”


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Get ready to throw hands!

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3. Scissors

2. Paper

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