PinnedSUPPORT YOUR LOCAL SATIREDonate to our weird little project and buy some cool merch. Jun 24A response icon1Jun 24A response icon1
Yes, Lewis County Judges Already Implemented the Law Sean Swope Is Complaining AboutDespite No Existing Sanctuary Policy, Commissioner Pushes Resolution That Conflicts With State Law and County Court Practices2d ago2d ago
1 Day of Bike Traffic Once Again Sparks 364 Days of ComplaintsSTP ride returns, bringing thousands of cyclists and a familiar wave of local outrage.3d ago3d ago
“The Only Thing I Declared This Independence Day Was ‘I’m Too High to Function’”By Zane Alderleaf, Field Reporter (currently grounded)3d ago3d ago
Americans Celebrate Independence Day by Violating Every Known Rule of the U.S. Flag CodeStars. Stripes. Beer belly decals.4d ago4d ago
10 Totally Legal Ways to “Own the Libs” With Fireworks — Even When You’re Not Supposed To**(Not actually legal. Please don’t.)6d ago6d ago
Sean Swope Announces End of Pride Month: “The Gays Have Returned to Their Glitter Realm”Drag queens, glitter storms, and Chappell Roan reportedly vanish into rainbow vortex as county exhalesJul 1Jul 1
Smokey The Bear Rates Lewis County Fire Safety 2/10“Only You Can Prevent Wildfires, But Clearly, You Won’t”Jun 29Jun 29
