Liam Emmet Noel BurkeThe Liberal Dream of Non-Violence.Too often these past few weeks I’ve seen increased calls for non violent resistance to the carceral state, and time and time again I see…Jun 18, 2020Jun 18, 2020
Liam Emmet Noel BurkeHow to get a girlfriendNow I know a lot of you are asking “Liam… I’m so lonely, and you’re such a beautiful and successful human being you must know how I can…Nov 16, 2018Nov 16, 2018
Liam Emmet Noel BurkeThe Sinister Nature of Corporate “Care”Recently, I’ve seen a lot of companies come forward with more a more “woke” style of business. It seems that companies are trying to align…Nov 20, 2017Nov 20, 2017
Liam Emmet Noel BurkeTurtles I am going to bullyLook at these dumb fucking turtles. I will berate and harass them as appropriately as I deem fit.Nov 20, 20171Nov 20, 20171
Liam Emmet Noel BurkeToddlers I could definitely beat upLook at this little punk ass bitch, with his dumbass shirt throwing a dumbass temper tantrum, I bet I could beat the crap out of that kid.Jul 19, 2017Jul 19, 2017
Liam Emmet Noel BurkeI Critiqued Pictures of Walnuts I GoogledSo I decided to critique walnuts. I don’t have any walnuts right now so I googled photos of them to critique, here we go.Apr 4, 2017Apr 4, 2017
Liam Emmet Noel BurkeSome really fucken cool swords I found onlineI just googled cool swords and then put them hereNov 24, 20161Nov 24, 20161
Liam Emmet Noel BurkeI have wanted to die since I was 8 years old. I’m not sorry about it.I was born on May 23rd 1997, at 6:04 AM. Unfortunately, I had no say in the matter.Oct 16, 2016Oct 16, 2016
Liam Emmet Noel BurkeHow to get a JobAlright, look, being a brokeboi sucks, there’s no way around it, if you have no money people won’t want to be your friend. So I’m here to…Aug 1, 2016Aug 1, 2016
Liam Emmet Noel BurkeThe Oscars are really GayThe 88th Academy Awards were rife with political discourse last night, which is always an amazing thing, an interesting part of the night…Mar 1, 2016Mar 1, 2016
