Liam BurnsJ.K. Rowling’s Hastily Written Post-Post-Credits Scene for “Fantastic Beasts”INT: HOGWARTS LIBRARY, A CENTURY LATER.Nov 11, 2016Nov 11, 2016
Liam BurnsA Letter From A White Sox Fan To Cleveland: Please Do Not Try To Win The World SeriesThere is more at stake than you know.Oct 25, 2016Oct 25, 2016
Liam BurnsHere’s What’s Coming To (And Leaving) My Dad’s DVR This NovemberGrab a frosty stout and strap in: here’s what’s new this fall.Oct 20, 2016Oct 20, 2016
Liam BurnsA Non -Threatening Cover Letter For A Recent Liberal Arts GraduateWith the job market more competitive than it’s ever been, it can be easy for recent grads to feel as though their applications are getting…Sep 27, 2016Sep 27, 2016
Liam BurnsinThe ComeBack KidsIf Your Costume Isn’t An Abstract Representation Of A Political Or Literary Concept Then Stay The…Listen, buddy, I’ve been hosting a Halloween party at my apartment for the past 3 years. Each time, all of the people from my graduating…Nov 5, 2015Nov 5, 2015
Liam BurnsinThe ComeBack KidsIncoming Freshman Checklist from a University in an Early 2000’s R-rated Comedy· Glasses (one pair per group of bros/fog-proof lenses strictly forbidden)Aug 29, 2015Aug 29, 2015
Liam BurnsinThe ComeBack KidsThe Types Of Drinks and the Men That Order ThemKnow Before You Pounce, Ladies. A Man Is What He Drinks.May 19, 2015May 19, 2015
Liam BurnsinThe ComeBack KidsDon Draper Deleted Scenes: The Porn Banner(Character Monologue) Gentlemen, put yourselves in the shoes of the American working man.Apr 1, 2015Apr 1, 2015
Liam BurnsinThe ComeBack KidsI've Never Met A Conversation I Couldn't Ruin My Way IntoOh man, craaaazy party, right? Yeah. Yeah, I guess. It’s still early though, it’ll probably get pretty crazy later. You know man, college…Apr 1, 2015Apr 1, 2015