“I’m a smart person but I don’t claim to know how snakes move” If you’d help, I think this could be a famous weird way to say “but I don’t believe in miracles”. Un-checked/possible fake facts and thoughts about snakes: - snakes are the skinniest carnivores - if you want to…

Woo When I was very young, I was unusually composed in public. I wouldn’t hit, yell, draw attention or bully people at school (except twice: once when this kid kicked me in the shins so I kicked him back and I got in trouble, and the second time I kicked a…

In the beginning, she hath 1 blog post. 300 years later, she bore 24 more blog posts. So it begins. — Hellog, hellog, welcome to the blog. This and Other Jokes is exactly that. Topics are a mix of serious and witty with the ultimate goal of marrying the two in a wedding that’s really hard to get through. What to expect from this blog: mental health (bipolar, anxiety, depression) the…