Please tell me this cracks you up…
“Modest is Hottest” is not in the Bible
Joel Michael Herbert

Actually, it doesn’t crack me up. What cracks me up is 300 years later at the Council of Nicea. The very first thing they had to declare forbidden in the “new and improved” Christianity was precisely this topic: Do NOT cut off your dick or gouge out your own eye.

Google the Christian writer “Origen” for more info as he led the “to be a real man, mutilate yo’self!” movement.