The Shit that Arranged Marriage process is

Marwari Problems || Writing under momentary paranoia

Questions I should not have to answer:

‘Beta, zara chal ke dikhao’

‘Beta, khana banana aata hai? Gol rotiyan bel leti ho?’

‘Beta, zara gaanaa gaake suna do’

‘Beta, stitching aati hai? button laga leti ho?’

‘Beta, zara hanuman chalisa suna do’

‘Beta, ghar pe saari peheni hogi’

Questions I want to ask:

Are you straight or gay?

Can you make me happy?

What’s your sense of humor like?

Are you Kejriwal fan?

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